Conversation #54

Customer: What kind of chicken you got?
Me: What do you mean?
Customer: Is this a Pizza Hut? (looks up, presumably at sign) Nevermind. (wanders away)

... Huh?

Conversation #53

(walking out of a movie that has just ended)
Customer: Do you have theater chairs?
Employee: ... What do you mean?
Customer: Big ones.

... No. We have no idea what he was trying to ask. None whatsoever.

Conversation #52

Customer: I need a red icee, a blue icee...
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have blue. We have cherry and green apple.
Customer: Oh, really? What color is the green apple? White?

Now with pictures!

Conversation #49

Customer #1: What is that, a tiger?
Customer #2: No, I think it's a bear.

What were they talking about, you might ask?


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Conversation #48

Customer: So wait, I'm confused. Why are there two different prices for the chili cheese fries?
Me: ... Because there's two different sizes?
Customer: There's two different sizes? Oh! (pause) I've changed my mind, gimme a chili cheese dog.

Conversation #46

Employee: Here you go, you're in theater 19. Let me get you some 3D glasses.
Customer: No thanks. I can already see in 3D.

Conversation #47

Customer: I'll have a medium blue Icee.
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have blue anymore. We have apple and cherry.
Customer: What flavor is the apple?
Me: ... Apple.
Customer: Yeah, I' ( Read more... )

Conversation #43

Customer: Hi, I'd like a medium blue raspberry Icee.
Employee: I'm sorry, we don't have the blue anymore - we have green apple.
Customer: Is it still frozen?

Conversation #44

Me: Your total is $5.83.
Customer: (sees that's he's only given me a five-dollar bill, starts digging in his pocket) I think I have some change... ( Read more... )

This one blew my mind. Really it did. I couldn't believe the entire thing as it was happening, let alone afterwards... Anyway it's not verbatim, but it's as close as I can remember it. It hurts to think about too much.

Conversation #42

A lady, perhaps in her late thirties or so, walks up to my usher post.

Customer: Excuse me, I'm in the ( Read more... )

Been awhile, huh? I'm a slacker, we all know this.

I hereby dub this the "extremely stupid questions" installment.

Conversation #36

Customer: What time do your matinee rates end?
Employee: Six o'clock.
Customer: So if we got tickets to a 6:05 show, would that be considered a matinee?

Conversation #37

Customer: Which of these pretzels tastes ( Read more... )

Conversation #35

Customer: You have an IMAX theater?
Me: We do.
Customer: You do?
Me: We do.
Customer: You do?
Me: YES.
Customer: ... Okay.